Nightmeat's Unaccredited Wizard University - Burbank, California

Devin Estelle

Going to this place was a wonder! I honestly think I had the best university experience I could've asked for hands down.
(For context I got my PHDs in necromancy, divination, astrology, alchemy, magickal herbalism, enchantment, conjuration, illusion, and transmutation here; Took me about 10 years in total for all of them)

To describe the experience I'm first going to start with the housing experience:
Very clean, very good with heating and cooling, and not once did anyone get into duels over dumb things like who ate who's food.

Next the education:
Even though this school is unaccredited the education here is absolutely sublime. I have never been in a better education program in my life! Nightmeat was the best professor I've ever had and is VERY accommodating to ND people, as well as queer people who haven't had name changes/ want to mess with names and pronouns.

Over all 1,000/10, going to this school is a once in a lifetime experience worth taking!

Carlos Z

I was surprised to know that Nightmeat is not a product as part of tuition, but if you want to delve into a world of wonder this is the place to do it. Oh the thing's you'll learn, the people you'll meet, the dimensions of the mind you'll unlock, and the nether realms you'll explore...... Enter at your own level of curiosity. You may find you like it more than you thought....

Amanda Mock

Nightmeat's Unaccredited Wizard University is the only place I'm sending my children to get their PhDs in necromancy.

It's where I acquired my doctorate and the education was priceless. You get more than a piece of paper from this University, you get real tangible experience, and the internships are pretty great too.

Jordanbelle Anderson

This is the best school I've been to and learned a lot!! Before attending my knowledge of becoming a witch were slim to none but within the first year I can safely say I'm on my way to being a pro!! I've worked very hard for my now Master's Degree and with the help of all the amazing professors I know it'll be no time flat when getting my PhD in illusions.

Jared Clark

I received all five of my PhDs from this amazing school (and souvenir shop). Abjuration, conjugation, illusion, evocation, and necromancy. If you put in the hard work, your wizarding dreams are sure to come true.

Definitely not a scam. Take out as many student loans as you need and give them directly to Nightmeat for higher educational gains.

Max Poling

Overall under whelmed by the lack of human based appetizers being passed around but the lack of accreditation made up for it. Kitchen closes at 3 am and you must bring your formal robes or face being grossly under depressed.

Extra points for the snake wine though I would prefer a good blood ritual upon entrance to keep out the muggles and half bloods.

The atmosphere more than made up for the poor service and LA has long needed an establishment for like minded individuals like us.

One of us! One of us! One of us!

AJ Martinson

While I enjoyed my seven years at NuWU (pronounced nu-wu) I was shocked and appalled to discover my wizarding credits at this university to not apply when registering for my Doctorate or Wizarding Studies at WuWU (pronounced wu-wu). Next time a wizard tells you their school is unaccredited BELIEVE THEM.

Chase Holtman

If you're seeking esoteric knowledge in Burbank, look no further. Perhaps the most prestigious unaccredited university on this side of Hoboken. Be sure to keep your grades up!

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